Dude: Hey remeber that album by that guy? That sucked.Who: No way, that was awesome. I liked the part with the songs.
Dude: You are dumb. There were way too many cymbals and too much guitaring.
Who: You look like a foreskin. That was the best album of all time. It makes me cry and think of sunshine.
Dude: What about track four?
Who: Yeah that one sucks donkey balls.
Dude: You suck donkey balls. That's the only good track on the album. I played it at my wedding.
Who: How could you have played it at your wedding when you're still a virgin? Also, how can you have herpes when you've never kissed a girl?
Dude: I got it from your mom, when I was laying pipe in her backyard. I played track four during that too.
Who: You're a plumber?
Dude: No, I do landscaping mostly.
Who: Do you like music?
Dude: No.
Who: Me also.
2 comments:
"You look like a foreskin..." Awesome.
Winner: Dude.
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